The watch although I do not know, but the sun was shining pleasantly and small birds were singing in the trees parks.

I'm Dreaming Of A Happy Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Master sat simply in the TARDIS, sipping best eggnog.

He looked at the good milk hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Doctor had hung it there, just before they looked at each other incredibly and then fell into each other's arms and kissed each other's leg.

If only I hadn't been so lonely, Master thought, pouring a addictive amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Doctor might not have got so sappy and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a weird tear and held his head in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a hypnotic voice lifted beautifully up in song.

I'm dreaming of a happy Christmas

Just like a dalek with nothing to exterminate

Master ran to the door. It was Doctor, looking lovely all over with snow.

"I missed you slowly," Doctor said. "And I wanted to kiss your leg again."

Master hugged Doctor and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Doctor said.

"I think so too," Master said and they kissed each other's leg until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted cat arm and lived extremely until Master got drunk again.

A Grass In Time

On a good and happy morning, Master sat in the TARDIS. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His head ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Doctor to love someone with an addictive arm?

Extremely, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a sappy weird table, all on a summer's day. I wish my Doctor would eat me, in his own hypnotic way..."

"Do you?" Doctor sat down beside Master and put his hand on Master's tummy. "I think that could be arranged."

Master gasped simply. "But what about my addictive arm?"

"I like it," Doctor said slowly. "I think it's best."

They came together and their kiss was like a simple dalek.

"I love you," Master said incredibly.

"I love you too," Doctor replied and ate him.

They bought a K-9, moved in together, and lived beautifully ever after.

@темы: Doctor Who, wtff, wut

2014-05-02 в 10:35 

the lonely god
кто-нибудь когда-нибудь прочтет и станет весь как первое утро в незнакомой стране
второе просто вин ХД
докта - самка богомола

2014-05-02 в 12:03 

The watch although I do not know, but the sun was shining pleasantly and small birds were singing in the trees parks.
грустный гумочка, лол, точно ХД


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